B. B. Britts

Barzillai Bozarus "Barney" Britts, also known as Bancroft B. Britts, was an American inventor who claimed to have designed a perpetual motion machine harnessing wind power, which he sometimes called a Millennial Motor.

Press Coverage

 * "B. B. Britts of this city claims that he can make a perpetual motion machine, having discovered the secret of the soaring of the buzzard and the eagle, if he can only find somebody to furnish the required capital. He has written to Thomas A. Edison but failed to get a reply. He also wrote to President McKinley who replied in printed form that he had taken the matter under consideration. Just a short time ago he wrote to Queen Victoria and he thinks she must be pretty busy as she has not answered yet. He submits the following appeal in rhyme: Verily, verily, I say unto you, That this I write is very true. If Christian, infidel or Jew, Will risk 100 pounds on me, It won't be long till he will see, That I will do as I agree, And build a machine good and stout, Which will make power; and no doubt, Turn the mechanical world about. For as sure as the waves of the ocean, I have the right and proper notion, To make unquestioned perpetual motion."
 * "LOVELAND, Colo., Oct. 27. &mdash; To the Editor of the Bee: I received your publication of the 17th containing my article of the 14th. I don't see why such wisdom spread out in black and white don't catch me a maid with $1,000 or $2,000, when an old country duke without any sense, dressed in black and white, can catch them with $2,000,000 or $3,000,000. But such is life far west. So I came over to the Land of Love to sweeten up on the sugar beet business. Then, mayhap, I can catch them with two or three millions, too, that is if you keep me published and posted. If prose don't bring them, let's try them with poetry. Here goes: Verily, verily I say unto you This homely poetry is 'gospelly' true, If saint or sinner, Christian or Jew Will risk $500 dollars with me, In very short order you will see That I will do as I agree Make a machine very stought, That will make power and no dought Turn the mechanical world about.  Should I not write I might have fits, For I am champing in my bits To work up the plans of B. B. Britts  For as sure as there's an ocean, He has the only right notion That will accomplish perpetual motion  But to you it may seem Quite foolish I 'ween' To propose to make power without any steam  But the wisdom of man Would be quite a sham Without inspiration from the great 'I am.'  Inspiration from above, Like the Saviour's dove, To minds of men that's ruled by love.  Please don't treat our Lord cold, But come on with our gold, And show how the world we are not to bold.  Now to the maid of princely 'air' That has a few 100 dollars to spare, Hurry up and I'll make you a multi-millionaire.  If the people of this world will not help me make the 'millennial motor' I will never ask any more through the press for help. I shall return from whence I came and say unto Our Father I proffered to make all things free to our people, but they would not. Therefore, we must need turn on the fireworks according to the proclamations of St. Peter &mdash; or satan, the devil &mdash; I would remind you that St. Peter is satan according to our Saviour's own words recorded in Matt., 14th chapter, 33d verse, 'And I said unto Peter, get thee behind me Satan, thou art an offense unto Me.' Now St. Peter, i.e. satan, prophesied that earth and heaven would be burned up and destroyed, 2 Peter, 3d chapter and 10th verse. But Jesus prayer for 'Thy kingdom come, Thy will be done on earth as it is in heaven.' Matt., 4th chapter and 10th verse. And we understand that in heaven all things are free, lily white robes are free, golden crowns are free, silver fluters and gold slippers are free, and the street of the city was pure gold, rev., 21st chapter, 21st verse; plenty of fruit and no more curse, rev., 22d chapter, 2d and 3d verse. Whosoever is on the Lord's side send me what they can afford and I will make the 'millennial motor' and repay them 100 fold."
 * "LOVELAND, Colo., Oct. 27. &mdash; To the Editor of the Bee: I received your publication of the 17th containing my article of the 14th. I don't see why such wisdom spread out in black and white don't catch me a maid with $1,000 or $2,000, when an old country duke without any sense, dressed in black and white, can catch them with $2,000,000 or $3,000,000. But such is life far west. So I came over to the Land of Love to sweeten up on the sugar beet business. Then, mayhap, I can catch them with two or three millions, too, that is if you keep me published and posted. If prose don't bring them, let's try them with poetry. Here goes: Verily, verily I say unto you This homely poetry is 'gospelly' true, If saint or sinner, Christian or Jew Will risk $500 dollars with me, In very short order you will see That I will do as I agree Make a machine very stought, That will make power and no dought Turn the mechanical world about.  Should I not write I might have fits, For I am champing in my bits To work up the plans of B. B. Britts  For as sure as there's an ocean, He has the only right notion That will accomplish perpetual motion  But to you it may seem Quite foolish I 'ween' To propose to make power without any steam  But the wisdom of man Would be quite a sham Without inspiration from the great 'I am.'  Inspiration from above, Like the Saviour's dove, To minds of men that's ruled by love.  Please don't treat our Lord cold, But come on with our gold, And show how the world we are not to bold.  Now to the maid of princely 'air' That has a few 100 dollars to spare, Hurry up and I'll make you a multi-millionaire.  If the people of this world will not help me make the 'millennial motor' I will never ask any more through the press for help. I shall return from whence I came and say unto Our Father I proffered to make all things free to our people, but they would not. Therefore, we must need turn on the fireworks according to the proclamations of St. Peter &mdash; or satan, the devil &mdash; I would remind you that St. Peter is satan according to our Saviour's own words recorded in Matt., 14th chapter, 33d verse, 'And I said unto Peter, get thee behind me Satan, thou art an offense unto Me.' Now St. Peter, i.e. satan, prophesied that earth and heaven would be burned up and destroyed, 2 Peter, 3d chapter and 10th verse. But Jesus prayer for 'Thy kingdom come, Thy will be done on earth as it is in heaven.' Matt., 4th chapter and 10th verse. And we understand that in heaven all things are free, lily white robes are free, golden crowns are free, silver fluters and gold slippers are free, and the street of the city was pure gold, rev., 21st chapter, 21st verse; plenty of fruit and no more curse, rev., 22d chapter, 2d and 3d verse. Whosoever is on the Lord's side send me what they can afford and I will make the 'millennial motor' and repay them 100 fold."